Whack!...W!, Whack!...H!, ...

Wow, haven’t posted here in a while. Today a student was caught writing on a whiteboard that Ms. F, the English teacher, is a ho. When he was taken to the office the principal asked how he had spelled the word. When she learned he had put an ‘e’ at the end she assumed that he had meant ‘whore’. Whore having five letters is a greater offense then a three-letter obscenity thus deserving one lick for each letter. I was not present, but was told that the licks were delivered in utmost emphasis. Upon each lick delivered the principal over annunciated each letter to make it clear to the child that should he ever be calling anyone a whore he best spell it correctly.